Today I have an exciting Guest… I have Molly Bartolucci here today.
She is the cute and funny main character inUndeadly.
Tips for Dating a Dead Boy
By Molly Bartolucci
First of all, you can’t be squeamish about the whole dead thing. Now, I’m not talking about zombie dating because … ew. Living people cannot date zombies. Zombies are dead. They don’t breathe or have a heartbeat or blood circulation. Zombies don’t date. They may look like someone you used to know, but they’re just animated corpses.
Okay. Second. Dating a dead boy does not include dating ghosts. Dating a ghost is pointless. They don’t have bodies, they don’t understand the concept of privacy, and if they died a couple centuries ago, they don’t know how to use a phone. Also, breaking up with ghosts is impossible. They’ll haunt you.
Third (Or is that thirdly? Is thirdly a word?). If you’re dating a dead boy, he’s probably a reaper. Probably. Reapers are dead, but they can assume a mortal form. Reapers are usually only visible to necromancers or to the dead or to other reapers. Listen, I don’t really have a lot of advice here. Reaper boys are kinda moody. One minute he’s kicking your butt in training, and the next minute he’s kissing you. And then he disappears. And apparently, he forgets how to text and/or call.
You know what? I need tips about dating a dead boy. What’s your advice?
Undeadly by Michele Vail
- Published November 20th 2012 by Harlequin Teen
The day I turned 16, my boyfriend-to-be died.
I brought him back to life.
Then things got a little weird…
Molly Bartolucci wants to blend in, date hottie Rick and keep her zombie-raising abilities on the down-low. Then the god Anubis chooses her to become a reaper—and she accidentally undoes the work of another reaper, Rath. Within days, she’s shipped off to the Nekyia Academy, an elite boarding school that trains the best necromancers in the world. And her personal reaping tutor? Rath.
Life at Nekyia has its plusses. Molly has her own personal ghoul, for one. Rick follows her there out of the blue, for another…except, there’s something a little off about him. When students at the academy start to die and Rath disappears, Molly starts to wonder if anything is as it seems. Only one thing is certain—-Molly’s got an undeadly knack for finding trouble….
THE REAPER DIARIES
About Michele Vail –website | twitter |facebook
Michele Vail writes young adult paranormal fiction about zombies and reapers. She likes reading, dogs, cats, board games, ghost-hunting shows, and Halloween. She believes in magic, in the impossible, and in the restorative powers of chocolate. Michele lives happily-ever-after with her Viking and their family.
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This book sounds awesome. I love the dating a dead boy tips. I also love reapers.
Thank you for the great giveaway! I have my fingers crossed.
I would so love to read this book. I also love the eReader with the Undeadly book cover. Thanks for the giveaway.
I am really looking forward to this book! 🙂 Thanks for the giveaway.
thanks for the giveaway
Looking forward to reading this book. Sounds wicked for sure. Thanks
Not sure about the whole “dating a dead boy” thing…I mean, he’s dead. This automatically means there’s not future. Of course, if you’re just looking for a good time, go for it! 🙂
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Well, if the guy is dead and you want to date him, you better have a stock of Vick’s Vapo Rub to smear under your nose when you’re with him. Ha-Ha-Ha!
Sounds like my kinda book.
Omygosh i really wanna read this !!!
Love that guest post! Absolutely put a smile on my face!
Tips for dating a dead guy… hmmm…. I’m not sure I have any advice on that one…
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Thanks for the giveaway. Please enter me. I would love to read this book. Tore923@aol.com
Tips for dating a dead boy? lots and lots of Fabreze! Congrats on the new release.
I am going to start this one next week. I am soooo excited for it too.
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I’d suggest all dates be outdoors and you may want to hang an air-freshener around his neck. He is dead after all ;).
Thank you for the awesome book tour Kismet Book Touring and Harlequin! I love Reapers and this book looks amazing! Wow, what great prizes are being offered!
WOWZA! Undeadly sounds amazing! I have yet to read a book where the main character is a reaper, but I have read some of the Soul Screamers books by Rachel Vincent and I loved Tod. Thanks for the wondrous giveaway!
I really want to read this book!! Thanks for the giveaway.
My advice on dating a dead guy is making sure that he’s not a zombie or possessed by an evil spirit. Make sure he’s himself and not crazy or evil now that he’s dead!
Thanks for the amazing giveaway! The Kindle Paperwhite with the Undeadly skin is uber cool! One of the best prizes I’ve seen all year! Can’t wait to read this!
Thanks for the awesome giveaway!! I’m looking forward to reading this book..
I would LOVE to read this book!!! The kindle looks awesome~
Really excited to read this book! And thanks for hosting such an awesomely amazing giveaway!! 😀
Yeah, I don’t think I have any tips about dating a dead boy ;D
& thank you so much for this giveaway <3
Sounds like a promising read!!
Great cover, really looking forward to reading it. Thx for the great giveaway.
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to Michele, I absolutely can’t wait to read Undeadly. It is one of my most anticipated, and I do believe that I will love it. And about dating dead boys. Are they cold? Because if that’s the case then it would be a no go. I couldn’t stand cold toes and cold fingers.
Love the tips for dating a dead boy. Molly sounds like a really engaging protagonist.
thanks for the giveaway
Awesome Giveaway Thx for sharing this books sounds like a good read.
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I’m so excited for this! I’ve been WAITING FOR IT FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
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